How To Get Rich From Mail Orders
1. go down the rabbit hole 2. write poems in the shape of “i.o.u.” with magnets on the fridge 3. draw charcoal on the shapes in the ceiling, create a childrens story 4. talk with your friends about what songs you can sing along to 5. think about books on tape, listening to books on tape, recording books on tape 6. get kissed a million times on one cheek on a saturday night in april 7. be pregnant with words, one day give birth 8. brainstorm ideas for how to be ‘successful’ 9. email grandma about how she is the no. 1 woman in all of logan 10. get a good nights rest 11. read psalm 137, about zion 12. stop acting like you know what you’re talking about when it comes to government, or politics, or all of every form of power. just because you read some books doesn’t mean you understand human nature 13. hair as evolution: hair as emotion, hair as feeling (hair as whiskers). 14. drink beer in park, fall asleep on blanket 15. make a unique pizza for a friend, make sure it tastes extra interesting 16. wish you had a dog, later realize that maybe you don’t have the capacity to love anything but yourself 17. find a way to get over that 18. think about stealing books 18. lose your memory, your awesome memory that you used to have of even knowing what number comes next in a list 19. instead of asking for birthday presents ask for pictures from your childhood 20. get a free battery and keyboard replacement from apple care! 21. kiss a veteran 22. bail out on a friend when you were supposed to watch a movie together 23. talk about and think about that movie all the time, and talk about and think about how you are in love with the whole world and how most of your world sleeps across the pacific today stick your feet in that pacific
